is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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