Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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