Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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