please come you make the beer taste better
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
