I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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