I wish I could punch you in the face.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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