doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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