uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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