big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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