Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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