she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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