He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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