i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night