he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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