brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you win again, gameday.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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