I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Send help, water and tortillas.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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