did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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