are you wasted or are you getting laid?
ebdebdebdebd
wow
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He better not be in your backpack
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize