i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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