Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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