Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Is it because I queefed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize