I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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