Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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