Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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