before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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