I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The ass gains better be worth it
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