That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
