we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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