So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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