The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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