When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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