My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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