OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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