Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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