The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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