she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.