Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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