Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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