whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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