Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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