So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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