So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm sobbing to NWA
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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