you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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