whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
it's great music for shaving your balls
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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