he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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