Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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