he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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