Christians are straight up FREAKS
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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