I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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