Dual....:-)
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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