yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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