i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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