The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
